More snow for South P... P-P-Park. South Park: The Stick of Truth. [Kenny flashes back to Cartman gloating about their news show: "Hahahahahaaahaaa! [Student Conference Room 1-F, later on. The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings. [clicks Play. [laughs] Yeah! The 2nd part of the Battle of The Fans trilogy. That's not what you need to come up with ideas. Well our integrity is jeopardized! That's not even TV! Kids don't care about the news, boys. Well, in the interview, Mr. Cheney tells me all about how the-. Now, come on, guys! Úvodní stránka - Diskuze OSOBNOSTI.cz. Stan reports on school lunches, Butters covers the celebrity watch, Token does the weather and Kyle covers sports. Maybe if we can get higher ratings by the end of the week, he'll let us stay on the air! That's the spirit! I want you to come up with an even better idea than the cough medicine story. We're just giving them what they want. On another note, Crab People and Hippies were seen to be fightable enemies but only one Crab Person appeared in the game as a friend. [brings out the first package] Theradryl DM. S08E11 Quest for Ratings . Your rating was only a four this whole week. List of all South Park episodes "Quest for Ratings" is the eleventh episode of Season Eight, and the 122nd overall episode of South Park. The news made for students, by students. Discover the lost Stick of Truth and succeed in earning your place alongside Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny as their new friend. Tweek You need to know how important ratings are, Craig, so, I'm going to suspend you from school and request that you have your testicles removed surgically. [circus music plays as panda-suited mascots and the other reporters join Token in the weather area and dance. Quest for Ratings. Inside, A sign above the chalkboard reads "Idea Room." And now, Super School News. You boys are approved for twenty-seven new shows. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Quest_for_Ratings/Script?oldid=413003. There's no shame in it, and I think it'll really help our ratings. Here's Token Black with the weather. We should make up stories, because they'll be far more interesting. It hurts my head. You see Token, people really enjoy seeing African-Americans on the news... Seeing> African-Americans on the news, not hearing them. Relive the dawn of the South Park era, with legendary episodes of the groundbreaking, Emmy® Award-winning animated classic. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mona Marshall. Cartman stops Token]. [the boys look at Cartman]. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. It's boring. Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa! 2010. [the room is empty as the door closes off-camera. Yeah! ], [reaches out and grabs one, then steps back] How about this one? [it's the footage from their own visit to the pharmacist for the medicine] Sexy Action School News reported the pharmacist to the South Park police, and he was immediately arrested! (Craig just asked me to do his show, geez. And that's all for Super School News. Right. koda s predvajalnikom. We had also met with other services but it became clear that Quest would be our choice. The school claims the added money is due to the cow shortage in South Park County. Quest for Ratings 11 1 Comments. It's time for us to do the most incredible investigative news report of our journalistic lives! Then there's the maximum-strength Cortitussin Cough and Cold, but of course, that's only if you really want to trip balls. Uh about thirty minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but ih ih turn- it turns out it was a dead horse. But first, Stan Marsh has a look at some new outfits for the Raisins girls! Parents need to know that South Park is an animated satirical series that isn't meant for young kids.There are lots of mature themes, swearing, over-the-top cartoon violence, potty humor, and innuendo. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. Download & listen to the ost soundtrack, list of songs & score music. List of songs from South Park - S8E11 "Quest for Ratings", w/ scene descriptions. [begins to rock in his seat] And I guess your best wasn't good enough [shows them the door]. Then, let's do Token's report on how global warming is going to kill everyone in the fifth grade. We should make up a bunch of reports about how dangerous it is to be alive. Let's run naked through the street! Token Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the Daytab Cold and Flu. [a shot of the Goths downing cough medicine], Even in the girls' bathroom! Enjoy your day at South Park Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh-. [his head resting on his right hand] Gee whiz. He's surrounded by Raisins with shorter shorts and tank tops]. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [Stan begins his head trip. 0. dule82. Without it, we have nothing. It's... it's the greatest show of all time. I'm sorry, kids. “Oculus Customer Service, This is Steve.” The folks over at Oculus have a great sense of humor. [pops a VHS tape into the player and the video starts], [on tape, as the name of the show is displayed] Animals Close-Up With A Wide Angle Lens. And now, for a quick celebrity check, here's Butters Stotch. [whistles some more, then stops. Komentarji • 0. če želiš komentirati, se prijavi. stalna povezava. It's... 's the greatest show of all time. [coughs], [Student Conference Room 1-F. Butters and Jimmy sit at a sofa. I've been standin' out in front of the school for about ...two hours now ah, and I haven't seen any celebrities. They're paying me six dollars a week to come up with new shows. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.For a thousand years, the … Welcome to Ssuper School News. In "Quest for Ratings", when Craig's school program is canceled, the teacher orders him to be castrated. All right, Sexy Action School News Team, it's time to go to work. Summary: South Park Elementary has a closed circuit television network. This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. "Quest for Ratings" is the eleventh episode in the eighth season of the American animated television series South Park. Oooo, interview with the vice-President, hmmm. Y-y-you should be proud of what you've done. [holds up four fingers] Four students watch your show. The movie is basically "Death" made for feature length. Episode 811 - Quest for Ratings Cast: Stan Kyle Cartman Kenny Butters Token Jimmy Bebe Craig Clyde Tweek Red-haired Goth Raisins Girls Announcers Mr. Meryl Whistlin' Willy Pharmacist Mr. Garrison Mr. Slave Principal Victoria Today, the Sexy Action School News Team takes you inside the dark and lonely world... of cough medicine abuse. You have to learn now how important ratings are! [reaches down and gets his tablet] Here it is! [time marches on and the boys get sleepy, except for Butters], [still reading the funnies, giggles, then laughs] So Dagwood says "Good, guh-good thing we're playin' ...uh the back nine at your house." From Stan's point of view, the whole world changes. S08E06 The Jeffersons . - GetYarn.io now. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Yes. We're gonna go find a frog. How about we revamp the name? ... Chapter 2 The Script of The Stranger reviews. Token! [pounds the desk and laughs] What an asshole! [walks between and past them]. Officer Barbrady takes part in the arrest]. ]. Token! [begins to walk around the table] Don't you see what we've done? [the video goes on to show close-ups of dogs and cats.]. Clyde walks up and takes the tape from Craig], [excitedly runs towards the video wall] Put it, put it up on the, monitors! Announcers The flashback ends] Ah whatever, Kenny! Stan Apparently it doesn't matter how hard you work. Geez, and all that from a stupid video show. Yeah! Well, the students just aren't watching ya. Fellas, this is our chance! We should read the funnies! Look, you guys, if Craig can do it, we can do it! Yeah, Jimmy's right. The cough companies claim they don't intend for their product to be used by kids to get high! Hoochie, wombat juice, tigger yum yum. [the boys give each other hugs all around and shake hands], Oh man, this is sooo great! [a kitten's face is shown] Super cuuute. Well how about we get panda bears and we have them dance around with us. ), You're helping Craig make his show?! The Final Adjusted numbers are what we use for all our Renew/Cancellation Tables, Full Season Tables, Ratings Scorecards etc . But behind closed doors at South Park Elementary it also has a street name. Stan? Instead of sitting here feeling sorry for ourselves, we just need to figure out how to make our show better! [laughs heartily]. We have to appeal to all the students, so we, we need hot girls for the sixth graders... Maybe we need to make students think they. Cows are on a six and O slide since Kelly's father left for that business trip. I'm sorry, what were we talking about? You know what we should do? Adam and his team promptly visited with us. [removes his wig and kicks it away. Butters Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Hey, I know! But that's... that's crap! Frankly, Jimmy, I don't know how we're gonna fit that in between cheerleader pie-eating and Who's got skidmarks Monday. Damnit, we have a journalistic responsibliltiy to bring students the fa... the facts! It's all just video footage of animals close-up with a wide angle lens. [catches up to Kenny] Kenny, what the hell are you doing with this asshole?? [fakes a bad cough and nudges Mr. Slave] Us too. All right, so after my report on the unsanitary conditions of the school cafeteria, we're goin' to Kyle for the story on Brian Teeves trying to make out with Susan Farkle. Welcome to S-super School News. I need it to pass fourth grade! I think I understand now. Look, fellas, I've got a real problem with the direction our news show is going! Mr. Slave They're like half crab, half people, and they live below the ground. Kids wanna see animals, close-up, with a wide angle lens! Now, that's traditionally a uh-a white meat chicken... Nu-noo, not yet. If you guys want episodes where your OTP is shown, ask me in the comments, I already did Kyman. Oh yeah, sure, you're just buyin' that for your bad coughs, right? The news made for students, by students. The boys follow and see Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave waiting for the pharmacist]. I'll tell on you! Fellas! We don't even know what ethical means. Instead of sitting here feeling sorry for ourselves, we just need to figure out how to make our show better! They head to Willy's VIP Lounge, which is just a large corner booth. [Stan, Token, and Cartman are on the floor] and when all the ideas start coming, just write 'em down. O-hoh, it's brilliant! And now, Super School News. Created by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Brian Graden. - GetYarn.io now. It aired on November 16, 2004 Raisins Girls Come on! Apparently it doesn't matter how hard you work. With the Sexy Action School News Team! [strokes his chin] I think I know why Craig's show gets such great ratings! Kyle Broflovski now joins us for a look at sports. I didn't come up with anything. He sees a tunnel with yellow light, then a flash of plasma, then an aminated Mandelbrot design, then a prize-winning dog on a pedestal. On me! [begins to whistle]. Butters talks to him in the same altered voice the other voice have spoken to him in], Hey! But they took action: riddled their entire town of cough medicine, and what we see now is a happier school, 100% cough medicine-free. A trailer for South Park: The Stick of Truth includes a giant Clyde Donovan busting through city hall, and the Vampire Kids. Butters is in his underwear. Oh, looks like somebody else is doin' a little partyin' tonight. S08E08 Douche and Turd . Read Less. [a shot of the pharmacist being escorted out of the store and into a cruiser. Your show beat. And now. Everyone get your hair looking as fantastic as possible. Bebe takes a sip from a bottle of cough medicine, gives it to Red to sip, then notices something in the air vent under the ceiling]. Oh yes, Craig. All right, boys, I'll just need your parents' permission. Oh, oh come'ere you! Fuck off, Whistlin' Willy. BABY CRYING (Heard often whenever the PC Babies cry.) They're paying me six dollars a week to come up with new shows. It's what the students want, and it's cheaper to make than your show. This isn't the news! That's why all African-Americans newspeople learn to talk more... wha, how should I say... white. Principal Victoria. Well, the students just aren't watching ya. For the full gallery, see Craig Tucker/Gallery This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. Fellas, I got fant-tastic news! In our efforts to compete with Craig's small-minded show, we've made a mockery of n-nununews reporting. Wait, I've got it. It's just that it's kind of gay. Well, in the interview, Mr. Cheney tells me all about how the-. I don't have any ideas yet. Boys, I want to congratulate you on what is perhaps the finest piece of student television I've ever seen. You have to learn now how important ratings are! Just one person and a video camera. And now, for a look at what's on the menu for school lunch today, here's Stan Marsh. Get out there and get some stories! S08E10 Pre-School . Yeah. Yeah! The picture itself takes on a blue hue] And now here's Rick Cartman! Come on, doesn't anybody have any show ideas? We worked too hard to just roll over for Craig and his stupid overall deal. I know we can come up with way better ideas than Craig. Next, a tunnel with blue light, which ends up at a performance of some sort, a time-lapse shot of rolling clouds, another Mandelbrot animation, a running shot of a meadow, then a wide-angle view of the boys], [with altered voice] Stan? Quest was knowledgeable, hands-on, transparent, flexible, and ready to move ahead quickly. Yeah, well, I've got an overall deal with the school, heh. South Park: The Fractured But Whole is getting some campaign DLC, and it's shaping up to be just as ridiculous as we could have hoped. I'm Jimmy Valmer. S08E14 Woodland Critter Christmas . We're not in the mood. Look, you guys, if Craig can do it, we can do it! But one look at the packaging tells otherwise. Script. Oh yeah, Panda Bear Madness! south park Quest for Ratings. [softly] God, I wish we had a Pizza Hut in South Park! You need to know how important ratings are, Craig, so, I'm going to suspend you from school and request that you have your testicles removed surgically. Just one person and a video camera. He like... an idea machine. How do you know?? Fellas, this is our chance! Kyle? It is never specified nor brought up again whether or not he actually went through with it. And if we can't report news the honest way, what good is n-news reporting? I read 'em all the time! News made for students, by students. A bell sounds. Yeah! The boys are seated at the table once again, sitting in silence], This sucks. We should all take a bunch of cough medicine! [goes to the register. South Park: The Stick of Truth. Nice. Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the Daytab Cold and Flu. Just reminds ya that these DVD's are really, really old in 2015 - wish there were newer sets with better transfers available. [hops off his chair and goes to a table, on which sits the Sunday Funnies] I always get good ideas from the funnies. Nu-noo, not yet. To save our show, all we need to do is come up with the best idea for an episode ever! Stan, come on. Stan begins to pace the floor again] How about we do a show with us... ughhh. Players will get to enjoy a new story campaign along with a new superhero class - Final Girl. Awesome! All the students love it. [returning from the kitchen to serve as cameraman] And we're cut! / We're gonna do a news show / and you can't do it with us / because you are too poo-oor / and poor people don't watch the new-oos / Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa." Is South Park about to explode from a methane gas leak? Take a look. We've always been supercool to you! Uh-sorry, kids. But first, Stan Marsh has a look at some new outfits for the Raisins girls! Some of them sneeze]. This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. [camera pans down to him] They call it cough syrup, cough medicine, cold and flu remiedy. Uh, squiggly line, circle. ", [The flashback ends] Ah whatever, Kenny! How about we do a show where we kill Butters? You're helping Craig make his show?! Uh, yeah, we need to come up with some ideas and inspiration, so we're gonna drink a bunch of cough medicine. ], [Student Conference Room 1-F, later on. A significant quest in the game involves courting the Goth Kids' allegiance and choosing whether to bring them to the Humans or the Elves. [at a small desk, for Sports] Another devastating loss for the Cows last night, Eric. God, I just got so sleepy. Stick of Truth puts you in the role of a new kid whose family just moved to the town of South Park. Super cuuute. Token and Jimmy are in amchairs, Stan stayed on the floor, Kyle, Butters, and Cartman are on the sofa. The vice-President, Dick Cheney, was in Denver yesterday, and I got an interview with him for our news show. [Cartman then yawns loudly again], [Mr. Meryl's office, Audio-Visual Department]. Calminex? Cuuute. The player must find them behind the school, then learn to dress like them and dance like them to win their friendship. South Park – Episode 0811 – Original Air Date: 11th November 2004. Right. I read 'em all the time! Then let's do Token's report on how global warming is going to kill everyone in the fifth grade. I can't believe you would betray us like that?! The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. We, we worked so hard to be on top! You guys, we watched Craig's show all night long. Season 8 Ep 11 11/17/2004. Come on over to the register. All right! Kids don't care about the news, boys. Create beautiful school newsletters, updates, and announcements. [Craig enters to cheers from the other kids in the restaurant and waves back to them. [Sees that Token isn't following] Token, all the great African-Americans newspeople have learned to hide their ebonic tribespeak with a more pure Caucasian dialect. I wrote down... all the lyrics to the Happy Days theme song. S08E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset . We took a bunch of cough medicine to come up with ideas for our show. The school has to cancel your show? Hey gang, I brought the new episode of wide angle, close-up animals. Super School News sounds dry. (Craig just asked me to do his show, geez.). Cartman and Stan speak to him in weird altered voices], Me too. How about we revamp the name? The Fractured But Whole … s08 e 11. South Park: The Fractured But Whole second story DLC Bring the Crunch out July 31. [they quickly write their ideas down in their tablets], [Stan then sees an imploding building, then some dancing African women, an explosion in another building, a zoom-pan shot of an African dancer. Maybe the problem is we don't have very good stories to report on. The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. [Jimmy hands him a bottle] Oh boy, I can't wait to be creative and smart. We didn't think it was great before. Share. He is a fat-ass and is a racist. The price of milk money will go up next Monday to 49 cents. More snow for South P... p-p Park. Reportedly South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have written most of the script, but that's no excuse. Your idea took about this much thought, Craig! It appears that the ratings for your show are down significantly. Yeah, Jimmy's right. Yeah, I think that was one of our best shows yet. [from the front of the school] Still no celebrities, Eric. Heard about your news show being cancelled. Eric? We've always been supercool to you! Parent-teacher conferences will be held this Wednesday night, from seven to nine. Quest For Ratings 18 22 MINS This award-winning adult-oriented animated series features the misadventures of four foul-mouthed, troublemaking young boys in … You guys! Stupid news hair! [voice over] They're doing it in the hallways! You boys are approved for twenty-seven new shows. Stan, sleeping on the floor, wakes up and looks around], You guys. [a shot of the hallways from the entrance. [Student Conference Room 1-F, next morning. Watch the full episode online. The kid reporters sit around trying to think of something, anything, but all there is is silence]. In May of 2020, my wife and I made an appointment for a COVID-19 Antibody test through QuestDirect, a division of Quest Diagnostics, and was completed at their office in South Pasadena, FL. Then there's the maximum-strength Cortitussin Cough and Cold, but of course, that's only if you. No doubt that if I were a little older, I would be aroused. Everyone get your hair looking as fantastic as possible. We worked too hard to just roll over for Craig and his stupid overall deal. [Stan's eyes have glazed over and he looks stupefied. [Student Conference Room 1-F, later. Directed by Trey Parker. Butters' birthday is revealed to be September 11. That's not even TV! [grabs a similar bottle to the first one and hands it to Kyle] It has the dexatrimfan in it that causes hallucinations in large doses. [a shot of Tweek downing some cough syrup, then jumping in surprise and running away] Behind the school! ... Quest for Ratings. Taking place and inspired by South Park's season 22 episode "The Problem With a Poo". Mr. Meryl • [a skull and crossbones appear and a scream is heard. The game is designed to look and play like you are in an episode of South Park, and features a script, voice talent and project direction provided by South Park creator ...Read More s Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I know we can come up with way better ideas than Craig. I've been standin' out in front of the school for about ...two hours now and ah, and I haven't seen any celebrities. Y-y-you should be proud of what you've done. [brings out the next package] Dexa Cough, children's formula. How do you know?! [reads the label] "Warning: Taking more than the recommended amount can cause severe side effects.". They need to know the facts, and our news team them, very much. Butters' head is on Kyle's lap. [approaches the table] Hello boys, ready to do some whistlin'? Fellas, are you sure all of this is eh-ethical? This is South Park Elementary School closed-circuit television. You guys, we watched Craig's show all night long. Super School News sounds dry. [the kids cheer again. [walks off], [Whistlin' Willy's Pizza Gulch, day. The school claims the added money is due to the cow shortage in South Park County. We should make up a bunch of reports about how dangerous it is to be alive. Boys, first of all, I want to tell you how impressed I am with your ability to get more ratings. Thanks a lot. South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. Uh, about thirty minutes ago I thought I saw Sigourney Weaver, but ih-ih-turn- it turns out it was a dead horse. [the boys are shown in their news reporter attire and they strike serious poses. Jimmy and "Rick" Cartman are the anchors for "Super School News." All the kids are coughing and walking around. Your rating was only a four this whole week. Yeah, well, I've got an overall deal with the school, heh. We might not remember everything otherwise. Fail, and you will forever be known as…a loser. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, John 'Nancy' Hansen. Everyone else hugs once. 1k south park cartman eric cartman butters Butters Stotch quest for ratings Don't you see? The Vamps only appear in a cutscene in Clyde's fortress then are never seen again. I'm afraid it's worse than that, boys. In "Quest for Ratings," Stan hugs Kyle twice when celebrating their successful show. Cows are on a six and O slide since Kelly's father left for that business trip. You guys, wake up! This is really shaping up to be a ah ah one fantastic lunch. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. Get to it! Hey, a round of root beers for everyone! The kids pour into place, including Kenny.]. We're in fourth grade, Timmy. Season 8 E 11 • 11/17/2004. Woohoo! Whistlin' Willy [appears as a yellow figure with multi-colored polka dots all over his body] I think maybe he's f-feeling it. Mr. Meryl It's boring. Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens • No, but don't you see? We have to make due with the entertainingly absurd and easily digested South Park, as opposed to the genius bits of South Park. We have to elevate our ideas up, not down. Look, fellas, I've got a real problem with the direction our news show is going! More on that later. On me! [in front of a weather map] Jimmy and Eric, it looks like a massive snow storm is headed South Park's way. This isn't the news! That Craig is a freakin' genius, I tell ya. [Reporting from Raisins, Stan Marsh. Matthew Richard Stone (born May 26, 1971) is an American actor, voice actor, animator, writer, producer, and composer. [approaches the sink under the vent] Is somebody in there? Uh, Kelly was so upset she couldn't play, and the Cows had to forfeit. Style South park episodes Quest for Ratings. Eric, the outfits are even skimpier than before, leaving very little to the imagination. Oh yes, Craig. [the boys continue cheering, then stop and look at Mr. Meryl]. It bounces like a rubber ball]. One such example includes "South Park" though some Christians I know would debate about this and perhaps about "Family Guy" and "The Simpsons." Hey, yeah. A pulsating logo appears]. Dude, Stan, you all right? [his face buried in his hands] Butters, only gay little dweebs read the funnies! The player must find them behind the school, then learn to dress like them and dance like them to win their friendship. Please, Mr. Meryl, but, the news is our life. This a b-b-bastardized quest for ratings! But that's... that's crap! We should make up stories, because they'll be far more interesting. [grins and points his index fingers at the camera], The Park County School Board has approved a bigger budget for the computer lab up-. "Up the Down Steroid", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park ' s eighth season, was released on a three-disc DVD set in the United States on August 29, 2006. And now, [dramatic fanfare] Time for the Sexy Action School News!! I'm sorry, kids. Find out when South Park is on TV, including Series 8-Episode 11: Quest for Ratings. [looks at Cartman, then gets annoyed] Dude, I think we can do a little better than crab people. And now, for a quick celebrity check, here's Butters Stotch. Does this mean we're still gonna get cancelled? So kids, get a lot of playing in before you get grounded. Now that's traditionally a uh, a white meat chicken... breast, if you will, that has been breaded, and then cooked. Oooo, interview with the vice-President, hmmm. Eric, it looks as though the school will be serving a chicken cutlet. ... Quest for Ratings. Red-haired Goth [a splashy logo appears with a small explosion behind the logo, then a female silhouette walking across the screen behind the words]. Yeah. This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. Don't you see? Sexy Action School News • Kyle S08E07 Goobacks . The boys are now asleep. Here's Token Black with the weather. Uh here's one: the uh, snail tripped over a hurdle, a-and the other snail says "Well that's gonna add another hour to his time." I don't wanna keep havin' to come up with ideas for shows all the time. [yawns loudly] Aww! And Kyle, the girls' basketball team just can't get it right. [a short jingle is heard], Uh oh, looks like it's Panda Bear Madness Minute! Craig is a genius. And now, for a look at the weather, here is Token Black, and Token, I hope there's no tornadoes headed our way. Wait! From choosing our judges to creating opportunities, our top priority has always been the writer. All right, boys, I'll just need your parents' permission. I need it to pass fourth grade! 04. [South Park Pharmacy, later. Maybe the problem is we don't have very good stories to report on. From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. So kids, get a lot of playing in before you get grounded.