[Now, wait just a minute. Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map! Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Not on your life, my Hindu friend Cartoon Song, Julie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus, Jeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti. https://villainsong.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=23207, Conan O'Brien performed the song at the live show concert, The song was inspired by the songs "Ya Got Trouble" and "Rock Island" from the 1957 musical. Reactions: DocNo and Master_shake_ like this. Ensinger said -"I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! " Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide... electrified, six-car monorail. People already steal working train power cables for the copper. Monorail Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. I'll show you my idea! Composer up. Lyricist [The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! She discovers the town to be in ruins, and, despite the advertisements for it everywhere stating otherwise, the townsfolk fearfully deny their monorail's existence. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! It is also unknown if Brockway ever recovered. I give you the Springfield Monorail! It is the twenty-ninth track on Songs in the Key of Springfield. Reactions: GeneratorNL , wbrm , TER200 and 1 other person We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. It glides as softly as a cloud Villain Song Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Lyle Lanley: I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map. [You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! sarcasmic September.10.2010 at 8:15 am Like a genuine, bona fide [Heh-heh, mule.] Don't Edit. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! No, good sir, I'm on the level [Monorail] --Lyle Lanley. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!] The Monorail Song is sung by Lyle Lanley and the cast during The Simpsons episode "Marge vs. the Monorail" (Season 4). I swear it's Springfield's only choice Voting closed 0. reply; Lyle, get a verified account! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth [Monorail] Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! 3 years ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! Throw up your hands and raise your voice Monorail Rock You Like a Hurricane • Look At All Those Idiots • Hullaba Lula • We Love To Smoke, 140913 - Conan O'Brien - The Monorail Song @ The Simpsons Take the Hollywood Bowl ~. You probably think monorails are a novelty. I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook! Performer(s) Phil HartmanJulie KavnerNancy CartwrightHarry ShearerHank AzariaMaggie RoswellDan CastellanetaChorus ], Television But Main Street's still all cracked and broken What's it called? I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to By King.of.Brighton on Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:52am. Lyle is a con artist who sold the Springfieldians a badly built monorail and … I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by … By Malcolm Tucker on Thu, 07/23/2015 - 2:35pm. “I’ve sold monorails to Brockway Medical, Ogdenville Memorial, and North Haverbrook Hospital, and by gum, it put them on the map,” Lanley said. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.] [All right. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail! "The Monorail Song" is a song that appears in the season four episode "Marge vs. Monorail" of the animated television series The Simpsons. Monorail Monorail He then unfurls a map of the USA with just those towns labeled on it. Is there a chance the track could bend? It is also sung briefly in "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be". Song Name Serious inquires only. d'oh! Marge drives to the town of North Haverbrook, a previous purchaser of one of Lanley's monorails. Eye Beams: A squirrel mutated by the toxic waste stored in its tree has these. Monorail! What'd I say? 'I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it sure put them on the map.' Monorail! It is a parody of songs such as "Rock Island" and "Ya Got Trouble" from the musical Meredith Willson's The Music Man, where instead of lyrics being sung, they are spoken in a kind of crazy version of Gilbert-and-Sullivan-esque patter, with the exception of the final stanza, where everyone joins in song. Monorail! I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Origin And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Monorail Brockway is a town that was first mentioned by Lyle Lanley as towns to which he's sold monorail systems. What about us brain-dead slobs? International Monorail 1989 – Present31 years I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map! The Monorail Song Al JeanJeff MartinGeogre MeyerFrank MulaConan O'BrienJohn SwartzwelderJohn Vitti The Monorail ” (season four, episode 12, originally aired 1/14/1993). I’ve been told that there’s never been a redevelopment agency in California that has shut its operations down, no matter how old. The Simpsons, “ Marge Vs. 'Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway' by flashman. Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a … - Lyle Lanley, Springfield 1993 (The Simpsons). Nov 29, 2017 Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a … Monorail This song is near the end of the first act and sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns. I'll tell you what I'll do. I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I give you the Springfield Monorail! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The zoo had not sold a monorail to Brockway, Ogdenville, or North Haverbrook at this point, and so it quoted Emerson a per-car rate for the genuine, bona fide, electrified, six-car monorail. "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!" Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map." The ring came off my pudding can I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! I've tanked Strike Eagles doing the same thing whilst high and heavy over A-stan. The song was performed by Langley's voice actor, the late Phil Hartman; Marge Simpson, Patty Bouvier, and Selma Bouvier's voice actress Julie Kavner; Bart Simpson's voice actress Nancy Cartwright; Ned Flanders' voice actor Harry Shearer; Clancy Wiggum and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's voice actor Hank Azaria; Elizabeth Hoover's voice actress Maggie Roswell; Barney Gumble, Abraham Simpson II, and Homer Simpson's voice actor Dan Castellaneta; and a chorus as the rest of the Springfield residents. As is. Were you sent here by the Devil? It's more a Shelbyville idea.] The Simpsons I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! It features the con-artist Lyle Lanley as he dupes the citizens of Springfield into buying and constructing a monorail. Well, sir, there's nothin' on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Don't Edit. A small people embiggened by a noble spirit, sure, but not the type to be trusted with a $3 million settlement from the local nuclear power plant.C. Alf Clausen Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.] Well, sir, there’s nothin’ on Earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! You think they're not going to rip up something they can put on the … Really cool at night. By fizzle406 May 5, 2020, 8:14am CDT Share this story I'll show you my idea. The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Monorail_Song?oldid=915904. Okay, two and I get to keep this old birdcage! Quote of the episode: "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum, it put them on the map!" [holds up a map of the U.S. with those towns' names drawn on with pen] Miss Hoover : Thank you for coming, Mr. Lanley. Type of Song I hate every ape I see 8 months ago I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map. Once again I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! The song was written by Al Jean, Jeff Martin, George Meyer, Frank Mula, Conan O'Brien, John Swartzwelder, and Jon Vitti. Electrified, six-car monorail What'd I say? It also provided a GIF that’s regularly used in every sports arena debate (“I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!”). "The Itchy & Scratchy Show" Theme • Sideshow Bob Theme • Every Time We Say Goodbye • Kang and Kodos Theme • Somethin' Stupid • Tribute to Mr. Burns • The Monorail Song • Cape Feare (Medley) • We Do • See My Vest • Señor Burns • Dr. Zaius • Scorpio • March of the Winkies • Farewell, Sideshow Bob • Stuck in the Middle with You • The Very Reason That I Live • High to Be Loathed • You Could Do Worse, Other I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook... and by gum, it put them on the map! The Monorail Song That's right! The citizens of Springfield are not a sensible people. I'm Miss Hoover. I give you the Springfield Monorail! It is unknown if Brockway was ruined by Lanley's monorail scam, but going by what happened to North Haverbrook and what almost happened to Springfield, it most likely was. What's it called? Let's just hope they don't hire Homer Simpson as a conductor. Dakota Bouvette I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. Take my pen knife, my good man Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Report Add Reply Exact Words: Lanley boasts in his pitch that he's sold Monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, "And by gum, it put them on the map!" Theft. Lyle Lanely : I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum I've put them on the map! And by gum, it put them on the map! Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. Monorail Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a … I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! Re: (Score: 2) by ledow. 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